This is a cosplayer. Yeah i’m skeptical too.
HE WALKED BY ME IN PENN STATION.
I choked on my coffee.
I legitimately think he’s the real deal. Not even David Tennant, he’s THE DOCTOR.
Occasionally The Doctor will go to cons, or take the train, or do normal things just to see how people react. Because, for every time he’s saved the universe, for every time he’s saved Earth, the best moments- to him- are the little moments of sheer awe and joy when he’s spotted.
And then the spotter goes back to their soup or their iPod or whatever, and the moment has passed. But he holds onto it, he collects them, like stamps on his passport to the universe.
Fun fact: whenever marble displays yellow/brown-colored stains like those above, it’s the result of the marble absorbing oils. From human hands.
Meaning that over the centuries, people have been grabbing this statue’s boobs.
What you don’t know is the myth behind this piece- the legend that states the young woman was put under a curse by a jealous witch who envied her fabulous breasts. She turned the poor girl to marble where she would remain forever; the spell could only be broken with true love’s first grope. Through the years many have unselfishly attempted to awaken her from the spell, but clearly her true love has not been one of them. She patiently awaits the one grope that will break the spell.
-Delusional Optimism for the Human Race 101
Arcane Arcade Table
Over 100 pre-installed retro games. MAME-compatibility and flexible front-end means you can easily add emulators. Built-in Pentium Dual Core processor, 500GB hard disk and Ethernet ports as well as a built-in LCD flat screen.
Available from Firebox